A lot of the time, tiny homes are decorated just like your grandmother's house. Shingled exteriors, cringe-worthy patterns and maybe even a cutesy name that's slightly embarrassing to say. Well, the Alpha Tiny Home doesn't have a crocheted pillow in sight, and it's the most convincing reason to downsize yet.

The sleek abode by New Frontier Tiny Homes spotlights all of the latest design trends — yep, a farmhouse sink, shiplap and subway tile — in just about 200-square-feet. A sliding glass garage door opens up to reveal a pop-out deck, and don't miss the custom dining table that slides out come dinner time.

If the space looks familiar, there's a possibility you already spotted it on HGTV's "Tiny House, Big Living." But chances are you won't mind admiring its features all over again:

[h/t Curbed

Living Area

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If the view's not doing it for you, maybe the boatload of floor space will.

Deck

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The porch actually folds back up as part of the exterior, but if you're staying put, just pull down the garage door to close up at night.

Kitchen

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If you didn't notice the barnwood ceiling already, the stove hood draws the eye straight up.

Cabinets

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Fold-down cabinets tuck away for seamless storage (and hide away all of your guilty pleasure snacks).

Kitchen Sink

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Doing dishes wouldn't be such a chore with that view, but there's also a dishwasher for the unapologetically lazy.

Lighting

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Don't worry — the uber-cool Edison bulbs are part of the entire $95,000 package.

Closet

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Just in front of the sliding barn door is a slim storage space for clothes. (Sorry, shopaholics.)

Bathroom

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Yep, that's a full-size Jacuzzi tub for when you need to get away from your stressful tiny house lifestyle.

Bedroom

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The ceiling may be just a few feet away, but the sleeping loft actually fits a king-size bed.

Dining Table

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Invite up to eight of your closest friends for dinner. You'll all fit around a custom table that magically folds out from under the kitchen. Obviously, putting it back after a few glasses of wine will be a different story.

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